Silver Bells

Santa Claus has a secret. He told me not to tell, but I figured I would. Apparently some of the elves dipped into the eggnog a little too much and decided to ruin Christmas. Instead of spreading joy to the world they decided to spread a nasty case of gingivitis. I've been lucky enough to avoid it but everyone else may be in danger. But mum's the word. You didn't hear that from me.