28 September 2005

get down girl, go ahead get down

So I've done this once before and I think it's time again to do my version of the Upgrade/Downgrade in the world today.

First major Upgrade for Ashton Kutcher for marrying Demi Moore. She's hot, she kicks major butt (see: Charlies Angels 2, GI Jane), and she has major child support checks coming in from Mr. Bruce Willis. Now speaking of Mr. Willis, Ashton does have to overcome one aspect of this marriage. Everytime he's in the same bed with Demi he has to realize that John McClain (Willis' character from Die Hard) is looking over him saying, "come ashton, don't be stupid."

Now a downgrade goes to Demi Moore. I mean seriously...Ashton ("You got punked bitch") Kutcher? He's a child in a 27 year old's body. He could be her child seeing as how she is nearly twice his age. I'm curious to see how Kelso from That 70's Show will be as a father to Demi's girls, Scout, Tallulah and the other one with a weird hippie name.

Upgrade No. 2 goes to Britney Spears. Despite my utter disgust for everything Britney, she is now a mother and that is a wonderful thing...even if it is with a nice piece of ghetto faboulous white trailer trash. Hopefully her status as Mom will help her gain some responsibility (no more quikie marriages in Vegas Brit) and help her to clean up her act. Maybe not, but I can be hopeful.

Downgrade No. 2 goes to Britney's baby. Sorry dude, but your mom is made love to Kevin Federline to have you. Need I say more?

Upgrade No. 3 goes to Lost on ABC. As I've continued to read about the show on forums and theory sites (yes, I'm a nerd) I've realized that the writers are pure genious.

Downgrade No. 3 goes to Commander in Chief on ABC. This drama places Gina Davis in the role of Vice President who accepts the role of President of the United States of America after the sitting President dies of a stroke. I guess someone at Disney/ABC wanted to stir up some controversy/momentum with this leftist propaganda bull crap.

That's all I have for now, but that's more than enough. You make your own opinions. These are just mine and remember....I'm an idiot


At 12:16 PM, September 28, 2005 , Anonymous robbie said...

rumer...or rumour...or rumor...

her name is rumer...or rumour...or rumor

At 12:36 PM, September 28, 2005 , Blogger Patrick Copeland said...

yeah I dont really know how to spell her freakish name.


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